Here's a little something before I go.
Don't take hot baths,
Don't play in snow.
Never take your shoes off at the end of the day.
Don't jump in the deep end.
Work always trumps play.
TV and games will sour your mind.
Read the ending first.
Avoid all streets with neon signs.
Here's to living the good life
And drinking in moderation
Free from silliness, free from strife.